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Episode
- Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
- Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
- Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
- Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
- Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
- Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
- Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan
- Episode 13: Get Off My Hair
- Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
- Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
- Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
- Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
- Episode 19: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
- Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
- Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Two and a Half Men Sæson 2 Yes, Monsignor
Harper brødrene Charlie og Alan er næsten modsætninger, de har meget lidt til fælles, bortset fra deres antipati for deres dominerende mor, Evelyn. Alan er smidt ud af sin manipulerende kone, Judith. Charlie er en freelance jingle komponist og uimodståelig cassanova, der bor i sit luksuriøse beach-house. Charlie giver midlertidigt Alan og hans søn Jake et sted at bo efter skilsmissen. Deres modstridende livsstile giver dem masse af problemer og diskutioner.
